Saturday 30 October 2021

Wells-next-the-Sea

Wells-next-the-Sea, a dramatic setting for a long delayed celebration
Journey of a Covid Survivor
And so, we went East on the M62 and South on the A1(M) and then East and Easter and Further East along tunnel-like Autumnal lanes, going nowhere but to the edge of the island nation and the impossibly bronze and blue  horizons of the north Norfolk coast. It was what I call “getting away from it all” with precious friends.
Me, Michael, Sally, Janet
Wells-next-the-Sea
To Quay View Cottage, a three-storey, perfectly situated, beautifully clean, well-equipped holiday let which had everything we needed to hunker down at Halloween, catch up and put the world to rights. As W H Hudson (author, naturalist and ornithologist) described it:
There are few places in England where you can get so much wildness and desolation of sea and sandhills, woods, green marsh and grey saltings as at Wells in Norfolk.
View from our bedroom at Quay View Cottage
Celebrations Assemble
Reasons to gather:
  • two postponed 60th birthday weekends
  • an imminent 65th birthday
  • the awarding of an OBE
  • the recent Empty Nesting and the happiness/success of All Our Daughters
  • the recovery of Yours Truly from Ghastly Nasty Covid
Wells-next-the-Sea with, top left, the "old" lifeboat station
Gulls and Geese
The purple evening light (a bit like the “blue hour” of twilight in Scandinavia) bathed the tail end of half term holidaymakers, the younglings squealing as the seagulls and geese swooped and squabbled for territory on the harbour walls and local soccer field.
Sea Wall Defences
In such a flat, expansive landscape, a little elevation goes a long way. It was therefore memorable to walk the length of the Flood Defence Wall under dramatic skies.
Dangerous maze-like coast
The marshes, scrubland, sea, sandbanks and horizons intermingled in ever-changing arrangements, connecting and disconnecting in disorientating maze-like channels. And over us all, the massive skies, moody, broody, threatening, and glorious.
Yes, I Know I used the bottom left snap already, but it just sums up my memory of the weekend!
Holkham Bay
Our destination at the end of the Flood Defence Wall was the two-mile stretch of Holkham Beach, bleeding into dunes which sheltered us from the wind for our picnic.
There's that same pic again, along with Holkham beach, a basking seal and colourful beach huts
Offshore wind farms
Behind us was the desolation of nature and in front of us, bending the mind, were limitless skies merging into the horizon-stretching sea. Could that be a mirage or an offshore wind farm?
Wells Crab House
We self-catered apart from one evening spent in the intimate and informal Wells Crab House where you can identify the name of the fisherman who caught the food on your plate. As the website (justifiably) boasts “Nothing better than getting our deliveries so fresh with wellies still dripping with the sea.” So, there was Curry Battered Prawns, Mackerel Terrine, Haddock Pot and Salmon Noodles followed by Scallop Crumble, Crab Platter, Lobster and Fresh Cod.
Sandbanks and quicksands
Travel writer, Peter Sager, wrote of north Norfolk:
What a coast this is, with its salt marshes and lavender, its channels, dunes, bays and crumbling Ice Age cliffs, lonelier and wilder than its Suffolk neighbour, Arctic, melancholic, beautiful, treacherous, with sandbanks and quicksands, storms and floods, and never-ending erosion.
Sadly the East Coast is the likeliest bit of England to be lost to the sea if the impending climate catastrophe is not averted. Now I have spent time on this watery land, clinging to the island flats, I feel that losing north Norfolk (and, for that matter, parts of Lincolnshire, Cambridgeshire and north Wales) to the sea would be a tragedy.


Saturday 23 October 2021

Worse b4 Better

61st Birthday One Week Later Than Planned.....
Birthday Redux
And so, dear reader, my previous blog explained that I contracted 
SARS-CoV-2 (severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2)
aka Covid-19
and that I hijacked a Craig David song to explain the Week 1 journey which largely involved coughing and a sore throat. Well, Week 2 has not been the same and involved silent hypoxia (ie low oxygen levels without realising) and a feverish temperature. Floppy boneless limbs applied to both weeks. Covid is a peculiar disease:
  • Some, like me, have an “OK” first week, a shocking second week and then recover
  • Some people are asymptomatic and hardly know they’ve had it
  • Some people deteriorate rapidly and die
  • Some people become very ill for a long time
  • Some people, like me, develop silent hypoxia from which you can recover (as I did) but which can alternatively lead to a sudden plummeting of health, becoming desperately breathless and hospitalisation 
  • And there are many variations and gradations between.
I’m in the recovery stage now, building up stamina, breathing consciously and deeply, increasing the walking distance each day, resting between exertions….
Anthony Quinn, Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif
It is written…. Nothing is written….
A highlight of sofa-flopping has been indulging in long movies – like the widescreen version of Lawrence of Arabia (1962), a still astonishing feat of cinematography, editing and design with pitch-perfect performances, overwhelming music, and iconographic moments like the above entrance of Omar Sharif in the far distance, like a shimmering mirage; and the jump cut below between a burning match and the rising sun. Lawrence’s epic journey(s) through the burning deserts were a good match for how I felt dredging through my body’s responses to Covid-19. When William Potter burns himself extinguishing a match between his thumb and forefinger, he challenges Lawrence to explain “What’s the trick, then?” Lawrence answers: “The trick….is not minding that it hurts.”
Silenzio, Bruno
An altogether jolliier experience was the film that capped my delayed birthday – the Disney-Pixar film Luca, ravishingly animated and charmingly told. The themes were clear as an Italian blue sky: helicopter-parenting, family – both blood and constructed, unconventional-friendships, deceit, bullying, outsiders, prejudice, escape/freedom….


Saturday 16 October 2021

Self-Isolation Birthday

Of Mice and Men
Wise poet Robbie Burns observed in 1785 that it is a shame when little mice construct their shelters, carefully, lovingly – but unwittingly – in the path of the plough. And so I, dear reader, had planned for my 61st birthday to be at Castle Garden in Sissinghurst staying in the Priest’s House with the family. (If I’m still blogging and you’re still reading in the Spring of 2023, pop back to hear all about it.) Any road up, last year, I was condemned by government regulations to spend my 60th birthday outside and this year I have mostly been having Covid….
Faint line (top left) day one and not so faint (top right) day two
With fevered apologies to Craig David
Was it for real? Damn sure
What was the deal? Let me update
Sunday a tickle or two
Then got a lottta hotter on Monday
A faint line – so fine – real deal so hit me with a PCR
Results by Tuesday – possessed by heat and coughs
Smooth talker Covid they told me
They’d love to unfold me all night long
Cheesegrater throat and hacking hawking
From back to front I flipped it back
And breathed it big
Wednesday was a hell but
Thursday felt more me
Friday was my birthday and love came down the line
And stood at the end of my garden table
We chilled on Saturday and hope to do the same through Sunday
Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Until isolation ends on Thursday....
Last supper with taste and smell for a while....
Unlucky for some
Having been the most cautious person I know since March 2020, I feel as if the Tories’ confusing and contradictory strategy was designed – specifically and personally – to smite me just when I was about to relax. I’m double vaccinated (thanks, NHS) so have been fortunate and I hope I’ll have some natural immunity for a time at least. And I have a loving support system so had a smashing birthday anyway. Smell and taste seem to have departed (hopefully for a short time) but thankfully not before I enjoyed delicious stuff on the day of my nativity. I was also allowed to control the remote so resorted to an old comfort watch with the (to me) magnetic Vanessa Redgrave. The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry, but as Robbie Burns points out, mice have it easier than men because they don’t know their ultimate destination…. Here’s to a few more birthdays, wee, timorous beastie!